The internet is calling, but I must
put metaphoric hands upon mine ears.
I wish that I could study, but I fear
I wantonly may give in to my lust.
This wiki’s mazes full of tempting links
will never catch me; though it weaves its nets
of sweet blue text, it has not caught me yet.
I’m not far gone as everyone may think.
And though this jpeg’s colors are quite bright
the resolution’s poor–it won’t be saved.
Though I love colors I’m not so depraved
that I would notice and save it despite.
And see! Almost all of my tabs are closed.
I just have one or two that I must view.
Oh, darn it-it appears the number grew:
while my attentions wandered, I suppose.